"Be sure to make it out to the stores to get your milk, bread and eggs," the weatherman announced all last week. Every meteorologist was forecasting 3"-6" of snow followed by freezing rain. The snow was supposed to come Friday, January 16th and continue precipitating until Sunday the 18th. Some of the weather channels were calling for up top 10" of snow here in South-Central PA. But how much snow did we get in York, PA? 3,6,9, 12" of snow? Hardly. Until it was all said and done, we didn't even get a dusting! In fact, we hardly got any accumulation at all! A little frost on windshields caused by morning dew, but that's about it! This is no freak occurrence either. I would say a large percentage of the time, the weathermen are wrong! I am sure you have found the same where you live too. Now consider this, if our best and highly trained weathermen can't predict the weather with a 100% accuracy for three days in advance, even with all their state-of-the-art equipment that they posses, how can we expect non-scientists like Al Gore to predict the weather for 10 or even 100 years from now? Seems to me if global warming "scientists" are so accurate at predicting weather decades from now, then they should be the ones calling the shots on the weather channel and not the idiots we have now!
-Griffin
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In an article by Michael Kunzelman featured on aol.com news entitled, "Rare Snow Coats Louisiana, Mississippi", tells the story of, "a rare snowfall blanket[ing] south Louisiana and parts of Mississippi on Thursday, closing schools, government offices and bridges, triggering crashes and leaving thousands without power." About 8" of snow accumulated throughout these southern states. One New Orleans resident said that the last time she saw any snow fall at all was back in December of 2004. Close to 5" of snow is the record for these states set back on December 30, 1963. A weather service remarked that, "the previous earliest date for measurable snowfall in New Orleans was Dec. 22, 1989."

Now for those of us living in snowier states like Pennsylvania, 8" of snow isn't bad enough to close down most businesses because we are prepared for the wintry mess. Here in Harrisburg, PA between 1948-1991 We averaged 35.4" of the white stuff each year! Between December and February we average between 7" and 10". Snowfall is not uncommon, so our road crews are prepared and so are our citizens, we have adapted to it over the years. But these poor southerners never have snow so most of them don't own shovels, plows or salt resulting in cancellations, delays and closings. What I want to know is where is the self-righteous Al Gore when all of this is happening? I am confused; I was told the world was warming. In January, 27, 2006 Al Gore said, we only have about 10 years before we reach the "tipping point" - 'the point at which we no longer have as much ability and opportunity to stop the damage and change things, and reverse global warming.' If that was Gore's goal to reverse global warming, which translates to me as, 'cool the earth down', then his work here is done and he can go home now and shut up. Gore has successfully stopped global warming, thanks to the help of the followers of his cult. After all, if the Earth were still warming each year, our friends down south wouldn't be shoveling snow right now with their garden picks and hoes (no offense intended to ladies of the night).
-Griffin
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